The Addams Family (TV Series)
Lurch, the Teenage Idol (1965)
Marie Blake: Grandmama
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Quotes
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Gomez Addams : [to Morticia] Well, since I'm the one who got us into this mess, I'm gonna let you get us out. You tell Lurch he has to choose between crooning and butling.
Morticia Addams : Oh, darling, I couldn't do that to dear Lurch.
Uncle Fester : You're the head of the family, Gomez. You tell him.
Gomez Addams : Am I supposed to do everything?
Morticia Addams : We'll do this the democratic way. We'll vote on it.
Gomez Addams : Capital idea!
Morticia Addams : All those in favor of allowing Gomez to tell Lurch will say aye.
Grandmama Addams : Aye.
Uncle Fester : Aye.
Morticia Addams : Aye - it's unanimous.
Gomez Addams : But, I... I... I...
Morticia Addams : Ah, three more ayes! It's becoming a landslide.
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Morticia Addams : Lurch, try some of my old-fashioned remedy.
Grandmama Addams : Don't spill it on the table. Takes the paint right off.