The Addams Family (TV Series)

Lurch's Little Helper (1966)

Robby the Robot: Itself

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Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : [bowing to Gomez who has come bounding into the living room wielding a samurai sword]  Gong ho, my lord and master.

  Gomez Addams : [likewise bowing]  Yasho, me shukiyaki.

  Morticia Addams : Samurai time again, darling?

  Gomez Addams : Yes, but it won't be much fun without Lurch. Then, he has to get his rest. I'll teach Smiley. Smiley!

  Smiley : [enters]  You - rang?

  Gomez Addams : No, Smiley, I called. I'm going to make an ancient Japanese warrior out of you, Smiley. First thing I want you to do...

  Lurch : [interrupting as he enters]  Nooooooooooooo!

  Lurch : [to Smiley]  Follow me.

  Morticia Addams : [after Lurch and Smiley exit]  Isn't that sweet! I don't think Lurch is jealous of Smiley anymore. He probably wants to play with him.

  Gomez Addams : Well, this house always has bred peace and harmony.

  [loud commotion offstage; Lurch re-enters alone] 

  Gomez Addams : What was that noise all about?

  Morticia Addams : And where is Smiley?

  Lurch : [holds up large wrench]  Resigned.

  Lurch : [puts down wrench, picks up samurai sword, faces Gomez]  Banzai!

  Gomez Addams : [delighted]  Banzai!

  [Gomez leaps into action, yelling in Japanese]