The Addams Family (TV Series)

Gomez, the Reluctant Lover (1965)

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : He sure convinced me, having that woman laying down in his arms like that, with her hair stragling down all over her shoulders, and her eyes afire, and her cheeks aflame!

  Morticia Addams : You saw all that?

  Uncle Fester : Yeah! And I only caught a glance.

• [Something's ailing Pugsley] 

  Morticia Addams : The poor dear looks miserable.

  Uncle Fester : Well, he never was too attractive.

• Uncle Fester : [to Gomez]  I don't know about you, but I come from a long line of stool pigeons.

  [shouting] 

  Uncle Fester : Morticia!

• Uncle Fester : Morticia, I don't know how to tell you this, but your husband's a fink.

  Morticia Addams : My husband Gomez?

  Uncle Fester : You got another? He's playin' footsies with another woman. And when I say "footsies" I don't mean "footsies."

• Morticia Addams : Just tell Gomez I said 'Don't stop.'

  Uncle Fester : 'Don't stop.'

  Morticia Addams : He'll understand.

  Uncle Fester : You know me - Old Dependable.

  [later] 

  Uncle Fester : Morticia says 'Don't stop'.

  Gomez Addams : Don't stop? Thanks.

  Gomez Addams : [back to Miss Dunbar]  Now what was I saying before we were interrupted? Ah, yes! I was saying that nobody must be allowed to interrupt.

  Uncle Fester : [running out of the room]  Morticia!