- Officer Jim Reed: Have you got someplace to spend the night, Mr. Spencer?
- John Spencer: Yeah, I've got a sister that lives nearby.
- Lois Spencer: Sure, go over to your sister's.
- John Spencer: I'll be back in the morning to get my stuff.
- Lois Spencer: Good, it will be in the trash!
- Officer Pete Malloy: [referring to the dog that locked Simpson out of his truck] Looks like a pretty good watch dog.
- Don Simpson: Oh yeah, so far, he's watched them steal the truck three times.
- Officer Jim Reed: [questioning a drunk bicycle rider, who stole the bike he is riding] Where do you live, Mr. Durkson?
- Oliver Durkson: I live a... it's just aro... You can't get there from here.
- Officer Pete Malloy: You know where you can get from here?
- Oliver Durkson: Jail?