Action (TV Series)
Blood Money (1999)
Jarrad Paul: Adam Rafkin
Quotes
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Wendy Ward : Adam, do you know what I used to do?
Adam Rafkin : You were a prostitute.
Wendy Ward : Adam, do you know what a two-fingered Mexican oil job is?
Adam Rafkin : No.
Wendy Ward : I do. Do you know what a double-knobbed rubber-bottom sex-basket is?
Adam Rafkin : No.
Wendy Ward : I own one, Adam. Adam, have you ever had a Dominican face-hat?
Adam Rafkin : No.
Wendy Ward : Of course you haven't. Cause I'm one of only six people in the world who knows how to do it, and Adam, when you get to page 80 I will do it *to you*.
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Peter Dragon : I was a writer myself, I wrote all my early movies.
Adam Rafkin : Action comedies?
Peter Dragon : Gay porno.
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Adam Rafkin : [Peter is strangling Adam] I'm sorry, I have a - I have writers block!
Peter Dragon : Oh, you have block huh?
[grabs something]
Peter Dragon : How 'bout I unblock you with this people's choice award?