- Brian Tanner: ALF, have you found the film?
- ALF: No, but they got a picture of Roseanne Barr in the nude... . That's a keeper.
- Willie Tanner: I don't know how many more "Star Treks" I've got in me.
- Lynn Tanner: Oh, how about the one where they went to that planet where all their wishes came true?
- Willie Tanner: I wish I were there now.