Quotes
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Kate Tanner : You're just lucky we're letting you keep that satellite dish.
ALF : Don't use the words, "lucky" and "dish" in the same sentence unless you mean it.
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Lynn Tanner : Why is dad going through the pockets of man in a hole in our backyard at night?
Kate Tanner : Because we have an alien.
Lynn Tanner : Oh, right. What are you looking for?
Willie Tanner : His wallet.
ALF : Okay, but we split 50/50.
