- Amy Allen: I don't think I've seen this side of you before. Why, I mean Face, ever since I've known you, you've had a different bombshell on your arm. I mean, I never... really thought any one woman could have this effect on you. I guess, eh, Leslie Bektall is maybe the reason why?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: She was the only woman I ever loved.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: You know, eh, you were right. If you had told me on that night 15 years ago that you were going to be a nun, I eh, I don't think I could have accepted it. Then I would have to say goodbye to you and, eh, I'm realising right now how very much I hate to do that.
- Sister Teresa: Well, then don't. Besides, it's usually word that somebody is leaving.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Someone is leaving. Me.
- Sister Teresa: No, not to me. To me you're always here. You always will be.
- [they hug]
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [off screen] Let's go, Lieutenant.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: The commander calls.
- [starts to leave]
- Sister Teresa: Faceman? God bless you.
- Murdock: [about B.A., who is still knocked out] I'm worried about him Hannibal, it's been almost a full day and we haven't insulted each other. I think I may be go into withdrawal soon...
- Murdock: You traded our plane for a boat ride?
- B.A. Baracus: That's right.
- Murdock: Oh that's great, that's just great! We ought to make it to Florida in about THREE WEEKS!
- Amy Allen: [Amy and Face are sitting in the back of a car with a knocked out B.A. between them] He really does look so peaceful when he sleeps.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, at least this time he went out with a smile on his face.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [travelling in a beat up old car] This map isn't gonna do us any good. It was designed for people who travel by donkey.
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Yeah, well, it feels like we're travelling by donkey.
- B.A. Baracus: You feed me your hat again, sucker, and I promise you, you won't have a head to wear it on.
- Mother Superior: What are you planning to do with all these guns?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Shoot at the bad guys, ma'm.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [dressed as a nun, throws his habit over two thugs' heads and knocks them together] Bless you.
- Gail: It's hard to believe I'm spending so much time with one of the top neurologists in the country...
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, well, I just happen to be one of those guys who doesn't have any trouble separating work... from pleasure.
- Gail: You haven't even said one thing about your job.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Oh, well, you know, it's, its a job like any other job, you know: nerves, synapses, ganglions, stuff like that. See, it all boils down to feelings. So in a way, we've been discussing my job all night.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, you gotta be kidding. You want us to go to Equador to find or rescue the sweetheart of Sigma Kai? I mean, I think all this high living has made your brain go soft.
- Murdock: I sure do wish you'd show me how to scam mansions, Face.