The A-Team (TV Series)
The Duke of Whispering Pines (1986)
Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock
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Quotes
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John "Hannibal" Smith : I always wanted to do a bridge swap. Just like in the movies.
H.M. Murdock : Aren't they traditionally used for the exchange of spies?
John "Hannibal" Smith : Works for anybody who doesn't trust each other.
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H.M. Murdock : My motto is: be punctual, or don't be.
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Sheriff Hopkins : Now I have to ticket you for an expired meter.
B.A. Baracus : This meter's broke, I couldn't put no money in it.
Sheriff Hopkins : Destruction of public property, that's a fifty dollar fine.
H.M. Murdock : But we didn't break this meter.
Sheriff Hopkins : Public rowdiness. That's a hundred and fifty dollar fine.
B.A. Baracus : What the heck is going on around?
Sheriff Hopkins : Using profanity in public. I can't recall the fine for that. Oh well, lets call it a night in jail.
B.A. Baracus : I said 'heck', that's not profanity!
Sheriff Hopkins : It IS in Whispering Pines.
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H.M. Murdock : [the A-Team is turning a catering truck into an armored car] What are we gonna call this thing?
John "Hannibal" Smith : B.A.'s mistake.
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H.M. Murdock : B.A., what's this part go to?
B.A. Baracus : Leave me alone, Murdock, I'm busy.
H.M. Murdock : [picks up a second part] What do I do with THIS part?
B.A. Baracus : Save it for the next truck!
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H.M. Murdock : Faceman, this coffee's lousy.
Templeton "Faceman" Peck : That's easy for you to say, you're not the one that's been cooking for 400 people. How much coffee does it take to make 200 cups? Can anybody tell me that?
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Templeton "Faceman" Peck : You guys are only in time for an hour and you're already on the ten most wanted list.
H.M. Murdock : We work fast.