- [after trashing the fake A-Team gang]
- Face: I think it's time the truth came out, don't you?
- Murdock: Yeah, and make sure my name is spelled "Murdock" - that's "Murdock"!
- B.A. Baracus: Hey, shut up, fool!
- Murdock: Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're mentioned in the paper!
- Hannibal: Now look, Murdock, you're our secret weapon...
- Murdock: I don't want to be a secret weapon - I want to be an exposed weapon!
- Murdock: [reading a newspaper article] "The A-Team. Three Vietnam soldiers on the run from the military." Three soldiers - three! I'm just as much a part of the A-Team as you are, and I'm not mentioned...
- Face: Murdock, you're a pilot, you're technically not one of the A-Team - that's why I have to come down here and scam out of your cell every time! But take it from me, you're just as much a part of the A-Team as any of us...
- [a gang of hooligans is harassing a circus under the name of the A-Team. The real A-Team reunites, understandably not too pleased with this development]
- Face: [waving around a newspaper article] Did you read this, Hannibal? Do you seriously believe this?
- Hannibal: I read it - I believe it!
- B.A. Baracus: This is bad, Hannibal - real bad! Some guys are coming around and busting heads saying they're the A-Team! There's only *one* A-Team! Us!
- Lieutenant Wilson: Sir.
- Army Col. Lynch: [sighs] Do you have anything to report, sergeant?
- Lieutenant Wilson: The fake A-Team showed up this morning and leanen real hard on Winnetka and his daughter to sell.
- Army Col. Lynch: I am not interested in the fake A-Team! The military gave me one more shot at the real A-Team and I am not going to fail.
- Captain Winnetka: [Murdock is putting up a show as an Indian Brave] Does he always go on like this?
- "Hannibal" Smith: [disguised as Rufus Cantrell] Ever since he lost his other feather.
- "Hannibal" Smith: B.A... a shovel, now that's no disguise.
- "B.A." Baracus: I don't wear disguises, Hannibal.
- Murdock: Not even a feather for your hair?
- "B.A." Baracus: This crazy fool away from me! You're not a real Indian. Real Indians don't look and act like a crazy fool!
- Carrie: Well,I didn't think anybody could stand up to the A-Team.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Glad to hear you say that, Ma'm, c'ause that's why we came here.
- Murdock: Did you hear Hannibal introduce me as a member of the A-Team? Well, I think the people have a right to know all of the facts. They should know who I am.
- "Faceman": Murdock, we know you're a member of the A-Team, that's the important thing. Besides, take it from me, fame is just a fleeting shadow. Just a pasing breeze in the storm.
- Army Captain Royce: We have 'em, sir. The plan worked perfectly! We have the A-Team locked in the truck.
- Army Col. Lynch: No one else could do it, Captain. But I did.
- Army General: [to Lynch] I want a full report of this incident on my desk, and I want it ten minutes ago.
- [a terrified Mason offers to hire the A-Team at any price]
- Hannibal: I like mathematical progressions, but we're really picky about whom we work for.
- B.A. Baracus: That's right, sucker! Real picky!
- Hannibal: Two things, Mason. Firstly, stop bothering the Wild West Show and leave it alone. Secondly, it is not wise to impersonate the A-Team - and if you continue to do so, we will lose our quiet and peaceful demeanor and come back here and turn your studio upside down.
- Murdock: B.A., how about this hat? You could wear this cowboy hat and it would just be you and me, a cowboy and an Indian.
- B.A. Baracus: I'm gonna play Stagecoach and run you over if you don't get out of my face.