The A-Team (TV Series)

Showdown! (1984)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• [after trashing the fake A-Team gang] 

  Face : I think it's time the truth came out, don't you?

  Murdock : Yeah, and make sure my name is spelled "Murdock" - that's "Murdock"!

  B.A. Baracus : Hey, shut up, fool!

  Murdock : Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're mentioned in the paper!

  Hannibal : Now look, Murdock, you're our secret weapon...

  Murdock : I don't want to be a secret weapon - I want to be an exposed weapon!

• [a gang of hooligans is harassing a circus under the name of the A-Team. The real A-Team reunites, understandably not too pleased with this development] 

  Face : [waving around a newspaper article]  Did you read this, Hannibal? Do you seriously believe this?

  Hannibal : I read it - I believe it!

  B.A. Baracus : This is bad, Hannibal - real bad! Some guys are coming around and busting heads saying they're the A-Team! There's only *one* A-Team! Us!

• "Hannibal" Smith : B.A... a shovel, now that's no disguise.

  "B.A." Baracus : I don't wear disguises, Hannibal.

  Murdock : Not even a feather for your hair?

  "B.A." Baracus : This crazy fool away from me! You're not a real Indian. Real Indians don't look and act like a crazy fool!

• [a terrified Mason offers to hire the A-Team at any price] 

  Hannibal : I like mathematical progressions, but we're really picky about whom we work for.

  B.A. Baracus : That's right, sucker! Real picky!

  Hannibal : Two things, Mason. Firstly, stop bothering the Wild West Show and leave it alone. Secondly, it is not wise to impersonate the A-Team - and if you continue to do so, we will lose our quiet and peaceful demeanor and come back here and turn your studio upside down.

• Murdock : B.A., how about this hat? You could wear this cowboy hat and it would just be you and me, a cowboy and an Indian.

  B.A. Baracus : I'm gonna play Stagecoach and run you over if you don't get out of my face.