- Murdock: [about to take off] This is your captain speaking. We are soon to take off. I'll be turning off the no smoking sign until we reach an altitude of 30,000 ft. Until we do, I'll ask you to remain in your seat. Keep your seatbelt fastened in case we run into any unexpected turbulence. We're just waiting for our final clearance here.
- B.A. Baracus: MOMMA IS WAITING, FOOL!
- Murdock: And there it is!
- B.A. Baracus: They broke my mother's arm. Nobody puts their hand on my mother and lives to tell about it. We're going to Chicago right now, Hannibal!
- Hannibal: B.A., now take it easy. We're behind you on this thing 100 percent.
- Face: B.A., whatever you say. Remember, you're our leader.
- B.A. Baracus: Look man, I know I exaggerate sometime, but you do it all the time!
- Face: Well but ac-, actually, I always felt you had leadership potential.
- B.A. Baracus: Hey man, we gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother.
- Murdock: That's gonna mean flying, big guy.
- B.A. Baracus: That's right, flying!
- Hannibal: [Hannibal gets a call on the top secret mobile phone] It's long distance. It's for Mr. B.A. Baracus. The... head of the A-Team.
- Mrs. Baracus: I remember the day that Scooter came and told me that he had signed up for the army. He was just a boy, eighteen. They told him they'd teach him a trade. He'd come home a trained mechanic and maybe be able to have a shop of his own. I was just hoping and praying he'd come home at all.
- Hannibal: I wish I could promise you that he'd come home for Christmas someday and stay.
- Mrs. Baracus: Oh I know you can't, and I accepted that a long time ago. But I'll tell you one thing Hannibal, I sleep a whole lot better now, knowing that he's not out there alone. He's with his family.
- Mrs. Baracus: Murdock, you are the craziest fellow I ever met. I think I want to adopt you.
- Murdock: Really, maybe I could be the long-lost brother he never had.
- B.A. Baracus: And maybe you can be the ghost I never had if you don't shut up.
- Mrs. Baracus: [to Hannibal] One Christmas he sent me a card, well, it wasn't really a card, it was a picture of the four of you, with a piece of green and red ribbon tied around it. And on the back he said 'Don't worry about me, Mama, I'm not alone for Christmas'. Like he was reading my mind.
- Mrs. Baracus: Scooter, honey, you got to do something.
- Hannibal: What's the plan B.A.?
- B.A. Baracus: Yeah, we need a plan. Let me think.
- Hannibal: You know, you were saying on the plane we could take over your mother's lease, now that might be just the thing.
- B.A. Baracus: That's right momma, we're gonna take over your lease.
- Mrs. Baracus: And where am I supposed to stay?
- Hannibal: B.A. thought you might move in with a friend temporarily.
- B.A. Baracus: Yeah, that's other part of my plan.
- Hannibal: Karen, do you have a tenants association in this building?
- Karen: No.
- Hannibal: Maybe we should form one, what do you think B.A.?
- B.A. Baracus: Good idea Hannibal. We need one of those. That's the first step.
- Face: Oh, B.A. you got us on the jazz now!
- Hannibal: Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together.
- B.A. Baracus: Oh, momma, nobody calls me Scooter anymore!
- Mrs. Baracus: Well, you'll always be Scooter to me, I don't care much jewelry you wear.
- Phillip Chadway: Somebody hit your car.
- David Plout: What? This isn't my day!
- Phillip Chadway: Maybe it was an old lady in a wheelchair?
- Phillip Chadway: You try to interfere with another one of my properties, and they won't be able to put you guys together with crazy glue.
- Mrs. Baracus: The police are on their way. I'm placing you under citizen's arrest, any of you try to get up, I'm gonna slap you silly.
- Hannibal: Mr. Chadway doesn't own this block here.
- Face: That'll be a heck of a time trying to get from the lobby to the pool.
- B.A. Baracus: I wouldn't want to live there.