Ruthie Camden: Simon sat on Hoowie and squshed him, he's gone forever!
Rev. Eric Camden: Matt, you're seventeen, and she's... I don't know what she is.
Annie: [to her former college roommate, who has made a pass at Matt and then claimed it was vice-versa] If you need a man so badly, then be the kind of woman a man needs. Because if a man your age made a pass at Mary, I'd have him arrested.