- Rev. Eric Camden: Guy, this is Ruthie.
- Guy: Bonjour, Rutie.
- Ruthie Camden: This is America. Speak English!
- Annie Camden: [to Ruthie] Why don't you like Guy?
- Ruthie Camden: He's a chauvinistic pig?
- Annie Camden: Ruthie! I don't even know what you know what that means.
- Ruthie Camden: Well, I know what "pig" means.
- Annie Camden: [When Eric invites a foreign exchange student to stay with the family] You invited a guest to stay in our house without even consulting me?
- Rev. Eric Camden: I just thought it would be a great cultural experience for the kids, for all of us.
- Annie Camden: Well, so's a museum, but unfortunately we don't have room for one in our house!
- Rev. Eric Camden: [to Eric about Guy] He is kind of cute and charming.
- Rev. Eric Camden: Um, did you say cute?
- Annie Camden: Uh, yes, cute. That could be a problem, though.
- Rev. Eric Camden: What kind of problem?
- Annie Camden: We have two teenage girls in this house!
- Annie Camden: [to Mary & Lucy] Why are you two so late?
- [to Matt]
- Annie Camden: And why are you so early? And where's Guy? I'd like a word with him.
- Matt Camden: He's still at the pool hall with my date.
- Lucy Camden: You mean your date is with my date.
- Mary Camden: He's my date. He just took you because you invited yourself.
- Annie Camden: The two of you are not dating anyone who lives in this house.