- Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina, I just want you to know that after my surgery, I'll be devastatingly handsome, and you'll find it hard to control yourself around me.
- Nina: Oh, really?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Yes, and even though you'll find it almost impossible to keep your hands off, I just want you to know that I still won't be attracted to you.
- Nina: And I just want you to know that if you never come out of anaesthesia, I'll be okay with that!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, how sweet of you to say!
- Dr. Lasker: Dick, plastic surgery is really going to improve your life - it did mine!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, you've had plastic surgery?
- Dr. Lasker: [scoffing] No - but it did buy me a yacht!