Sleeping Dogs Lie (I) (2006)

Bryce Johnson: John

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Quotes 

• John : Whatever happened to your dog?

  Amy : I gave him away.

  John : Why?

  Amy : He got too big.

• John : When I was a boy and when I played with myself, the first time I came I thought I broke my bits.

  Amy : [laughing]  How old were you?

  John : Twenty.

• Amy : I have a confession to make.

  John : You're a dude?

• John : Tell me a secret. Tell me the weirdest thing you've ever done, something that you wouldn't tell anybody.

• John : Calm down, Steve. Find your own bitch.

• [Mom hugs John but sniffs and wrinkles up her nose] 

  John : Oh, that's me. I smoke.

  Mom : No, I smell feces.

  John : Oh, fuck!

• John : I have blue balls.

  Amy : Is it my sexy nightgown?

  John : Tents make me horny.

• Amy : You're not hard.

  John : I will be. Just shut up and kiss me.

• Amy : Why don't you go talk to him?

  John : Not now. He's got an axe.