Fanboys (2009)

Seth Rogen: Admiral Seasholtz, Alien, Roach

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• Hutch : What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?

  Admiral Seasholtz : [Replies in fluent Klingon] 

• Admiral Seasholtz : Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?

  Windows : Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.

  Admiral Seasholtz : Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.

  Linus : Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.

  Hutch : Beside's you.

  Admiral Seasholtz : Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?

  Linus : Captain Picard.

  Admiral Seasholtz : Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.

  Windows : [in a swishy voice]  Come on. "Make it so!"

• Windows : So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic?

  Roach : Well, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're copacetic.

• Linus : I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory.

  Admiral Seasholtz : Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device.

  Linus : I believe it was the Captain's log.

• Admiral Seasholtz : Just take a look-see here.

  Hutch : What's with the man-purse?

  Admiral Seasholtz : Yep. As I thought, scanner reads "douche bag."