Fanboys (2009)

Kristen Bell: Zoe

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Quotes 

• [laying down together, Windows spooning Zoe] 

  Zoe : That better be your lucky R2 poking me.

  Windows : Nope. My penis.

• Zoe : You might wanna hit the showers. 'Cause you smell like something shit *in* my nose.

  Hutch : Yes, Your Highnessness.

  [Hutch takes off his t-shirt] 

  Zoe : Ew! What in god's name is living on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF.

• Zoe : Asshole. You have been trying that Jedi mind shit on me since the eighth grade. It doesn't work.

  Hutch : Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows.

  Zoe : He's been geeking out with Rogue Leader all morning. Nothing can tear him away.

  [lifts her sweater, exposing her breasts to Windows who is on the Internet on his laptop, not looking up] 

  Zoe : Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air on my naked breasts.

  Hutch : Oh, ho-ho!

  Zoe : See that? Man's immune to sweater yams.

  Hutch : What about me? I like sweater yams!

• Hutch : Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right? Follow my lead.

  Windows : Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?

  Hutch : Yeah. It's called having balls.

  Zoe : Or in your case, one ball.

• [after bailing the guys out of jail] 

  Zoe : You pussies owe me, big time.

• Zoe : [Overhearing Lucas on the phone]  I can hear his beard!

• Zoe : All right, everybody, shut up! Swear to God this little Ewok is going up in flames! I'll do it.

  THX Security Guard #4 : Go ahead, burn it.

  Zoe : I will.

  THX Security Guard #4 : Yeah, burn it.

  Hutch : Guys, nobody wants this.

  Zoe : I will.

  THX Security Guard #4 : [Mimicking Yoda's voice]  Burn it, burn it.

  Zoe : I'm gonna.

  THX Security Guard #4 : Burn it.

  Zoe : That's what I said.

  THX Security Guard #4 : Burn it.

  Zoe : I said it.

  THX Security Guard #4 : Good, I was always more of a Star Trek fan anyway.

  Zoe : Oh...

  Hutch : These Trekkies are everywhere.

• Zoe : All right everybody, shut up!

  Hutch : Oh!

  Zoe : I swear to God this little Ewok is going up in flames. I'll do it.