Unaccompanied Minors (2006)
Mindy Kaling: Restaurant Hostess
Quotes
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Spencer Davenport : I would like a table for one in the no-little-sisters section, please.
Restaurant Hostess : Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself?
Spencer Davenport : Not at all.
Spencer Davenport : [as Hostess reaches for a menu] No. No kids' menu.
Spencer Davenport : [as Hostess reaches for...] No, no-no-no. No crayons either
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Spencer Davenport : Nachos. Oh, my mom never lets me eat those, you know? So, an order of those. She's banned all sodas from the house, so extra, extra, extra-large root beer.
Restaurant Hostess : My mom never let me eat mozzarella sticks.
Spencer Davenport : Mine either. Two orders. On to dessert, huh?
Restaurant Hostess : You don't have a tapeworm, do you?