Unaccompanied Minors (2006)
Quinn Shephard: Donna Malone
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Quotes
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Grace Conrad : This is so not the Christmas I had in mind.
Donna Malone : Oh, poor baby. I bet you have nice Christmases, don't you, rich kid? Where does your family go? Paris? London? Fiji?
Grace Conrad : Please. Fiji's a zoo this time of year. We go skiing in Utah.
Donna Malone : Are your folks still together?
Grace Conrad : Yes.
Donna Malone : Then I hate you.
Grace Conrad : I'm not wild about you either.
Charlie Goldfinch : Well, I love Christmas - and I'm Jewish.
Timothy 'Beef' Wellington : My mom's boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the devil.
Donna Malone : It talks.
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Grace Conrad : If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead.
Donna Malone : What are you gonna do, rich girl, have your daddy hire a hit man?
Grace Conrad : Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail.
Spencer Davenport : [hiding his face behind his hand] Hmmmm...
[Grace smirks at Donna, who reacts by attacking Grace and starting a fight]
Charlie Goldfinch : Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!
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Donna Malone : It's really small in here.
Charlie Goldfinch : I know. It's great, isn't it?
Grace Conrad : Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody else does.
[everybody looks at her]
Grace Conrad : What? My mom's a psychologist.
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Donna Malone : Hey. Watch it, Dr. Evil.
Oliver Porter : Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving, destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.
Donna Malone : Someone cooler than you'll ever be.
Oliver Porter : Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.
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Spencer Davenport : We've got to get down to the lodge.
Donna Malone : How? You got four snowboards?
Spencer Davenport : [walks into a canoe hanging from the ceiling] Ow.
[turns around]
Spencer Davenport : Ever watch the Winter Olympics?
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Charlie Goldfinch : [commandingly] "Physician, heal thyself!" It's Shakespeare.
Donna Malone : Man, you're no end of help in a fight, are you?
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Donna Malone : [to Santa] Agh! Hands off, fat boy!