Wild Hogs (2007)

John C. McGinley: Highway Patrolman

Quotes 

• Doug Madsen : Ooh boy, my ass is sore.

  Dudley Frank : Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long.

  Woody Stevens : Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.

  Bobby Davis : Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin...

  [notices Highway Patrolman] 

  Highway Patrolman : Please... Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.

• Highway Patrolman : 4 counts of indecent exposure... 2 counts of lewd, lascivious behavior, and one count - pure jealousy

  Doug Madsen : [shocked]  Huh?

  Highway Patrolman : [Smiling]  How you doing?

• Highway Patrolman : [the tourist family flees after discovering the guys are skinny-dipping]  Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!