Stardust (2007)

Sienna Miller: Victoria

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• Tristan : [Tristan goes to see Victoria on her birthday, picks up a small stone for the window to call her as he used to, then smiles, drops the stone and knocks on the front door, Victoria answers]  Happy birthday.

  Victoria : [Looking pleasantly astonished at Tristan's transformation]  What happened to you?

  Tristan : I've found the star.

  Victoria : I can't believe you did it. Where's my star? Can I see it? Is it beautiful?

  Tristan : Yes.

  [Tristan reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lock of Yvaine's hair, wrapped in a small piece of white cloth. He gives it to Victoria] 

  Victoria : Well, it's awfully small.

  Tristan : Well, that's just a little piece - a token for your birthday.

  Victoria : Well... Well, then forget about the star. It's not the star that I want.

  Victoria : [she puts her arms around him] 

  [seductively] 

  Victoria : You know what I want.

  [they are about to kiss but he pulls away from her] 

  Tristan : Yeah, I do. You want to grow up and get over yourself.

  Victoria : [indignantly]  Well! Oh!

  [Humphrey appears around the corner and at the sight of Tristan drops a medium sized box wrapped in red wrapping paper that was suspended from his left hand] 

  Tristan : Humphrey!

  Humphrey : Thorn. You must have a death wish.

  [Humphrey then unsheathes a small, thin sword. Tristan unsheathes a much larger and and brandishes it menacingly] 

  Humphrey : [backing down]  Ah...

  Tristan : [looking amused]  Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right. She's all yours. You really are a perfect couple. The best of luck to you both.

  [Victoria looks inside the cloth containing the token that Tristan has given her] 

  Victoria : [ungratefully]  Why would I want this? It's just a measly handful of stardust.

  Tristan : Yvaine. She can't cross the wall.

  [Tristan runs off in pursuit] 

• [Tristan and Victoria are sipping champagne under the stars] 

  Victoria : Do you know, Humphrey's going all the way to Ipswich to buy me a ring.

  Tristan : Ipswich? Victoria I'm talking about London or Paris or... A ring? Why is he... What kind of a ring?

  Victoria : The word is he's planning to propose to me on my birthday.

  Tristan : [crestfallen]  He's going to... And you're gonna say yes?

  Victoria : [laughs]  Well I can't exactly say no after he's gone all the way to Ipswich.

  Tristan : "All the way to Ipswich"? Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I'd cross oceans or continents.

  Victoria : Really?

  Tristan : Yes.

  [Victoria giggles] 

  Tristan : Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I would go to the gold fields of San Francisco and bring you back your weight in gold. I'd go to Africa and bring you back a diamond as big as your fist. Or I'd go to the Arctic and I'd slaughter a polar bear and bring you back its head.

  [Victoria has been moving closer, about to kiss him, but suddenly she recoils] 

  Victoria : [disgusted]  A polar bear's head? Ugh! You're funny, Tristan.

  [they look up into the sky] 

  Victoria : Oh, Tristan! A shooting star. Beautiful.

  Tristan : More beautiful than a fancy ring from Ipswich? Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I'd cross the wall and bring you back that fallen star.

  Victoria : You can't cross the wall. Nobody crosses the wall. Now you're just being silly.

  Tristan : I'm not being silly. I'd do it. For you, I'd do anything.

  Victoria : [thinking]  Hmmm. My very own star. It seems we have ourselves an agreement. You have exactly one week or I'm marrying Humphrey.