Fred Claus (2007)

Ludacris: DJ Donnie

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Quotes 

• DJ Donnie : I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.

• DJ Donnie : What up, Brother Fred? Can I get a 'ho ho... '?

  Fred Claus : No.

  DJ Donnie : Ooh, you Scrooge, you lose.

• DJ Donnie : You're not gonna believe this, another request for Here Comes Santa Claus! This time from Beth in accounting. Here you go, Beth.

  Fred Claus : Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with the Santa Claus again?

  [begins to get out of his office] 

  Fred Claus : Hey, DJ! DJ Donnie!

  DJ Donnie : What up, Fred?

  Fred Claus : You got to stop playing the same song over and over, it becomes like mental torture!

  DJ Donnie : But, Fred, it's so catchy!

  Fred Claus : [enter the DJ room, his head is bonked]  God! Okay, Donnie. It's one song that's being played over and over and over again, and the only thing that breaks that up is you screaming and announcing it's the same song, it would be a nice gesture and your part to play something different.

  DJ Donnie : I said no.

  Fred Claus : Donnie, change the song.

  DJ Donnie : No!

  Fred Claus : Change the song!

  DJ Donnie : NO!

  Fred Claus : You know what? I'm gonna change the song then for you.

  [He began to changing the song. DJ Donnie pushes him away] 

  Fred Claus : What you getting physical with me for? Music is supposed to be about love, don't get physical with me!

  [grabs DJ Donnie and puts him away] 

  Fred Claus : Come on, we're trying to share around here.

  [DJ Donnie punching him] 

  Fred Claus : What are you doing? Stop it, stop it. Come on, this is...

  [DJ Donnie grabbing his leg, grunting] 

  Fred Claus : What, you're gonna do it to me? Donnie, you're acting like an untrained dog, will you stop it.

  [begins to grabbing him] 

  Fred Claus : Get a hold of yourself. Take a breath, before I... Stop swinging at me, stop. Will you calm down. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna "Supernanny" you.

  [takes DJ Donnie to the closet] 

  Fred Claus : I'm going to put you in a naughty cabinet. Because, you don't know how to handle yourself.

  [puts him in the naughty cabinet and he tries push the door] 

  Fred Claus : Look at me, calm it down and relax. Stop. Use your words.

  [DJ Donnie tries to bite his hand and he closes the door] 

  Fred Claus : I'll let you out once you realize you're sorry and you're ready to turn a corner and be a team player, okay?

  [He began to changing the christmas music to rock music] 

  DJ Donnie : [pounding the door]  Don't do it! I'll put my elf foot up your butt! I'm from the southside of the North Pole, man! Let me out!