I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE with Gloria Talbott and Tom Tryon was a favorite of mine in the '60s, shown endlessly on the late late show from a movie syndication package. This Italian version made nearly 4 decades later is mainly a showcase for celebrity Ciciolina, but is watchable.
Its director Mario Bianchi went on to an unsung career as the man who transitioned British porn superstar Sarah Young from Queen of the video vignettes to actual movie star in several excellent 35mm films. ALIEN is shot on video and hardly in the league of those later achievements.
Staller is Queen of Outer Space, not Zsa Zsa Gabor from yet another '50s classic, but fun anyway. Her men have no cocks, and magazines display cocks on Earthmen. So she materializes on Earth, her dark bush unfortunately clashing with her blonde hairdo.
She sees a couple humping on a couch and she masturbates. Fascinated with his cock (comically) she gives the husband a blow job and receives a sloppy facial for her efforts.
Next scene features Euro stalwart Roberto Malone, and Ciciolina has (magically) a dildo for a threesome and lesbian sex.
Another threesome involves her with a blonde and Rocco Siffredi, featuring anal sex. If director Bianchi seems to be directing by the numbers, ticking off all necessary elements for Europorn, that's about what is going on.
A French porn star humps American import Rachel Ryan acrobatically and then she, too, provides anal sex. There is no need in this format for her to speak any Italian dialog, sex will suffice. But the film becomes a bit strange when Rachel changes into a cat-woman and she and another cat-woman feed from a bowl on the floor.
The French guy who "owns" these cats starts talking to a pretty little doll, kisses it and raises its dress, causing the doll to come to life as Ciciolina -hardly science fiction but mere porn fantasy. Oddly enough he humps her wearing a condom. When it comes time for a facial, the editing mixes closeups of Ciciolina with those of the doll.
Another guest star from the U.S., uncredited Don Fernando, humps Cic next, with her dressed as a regular woman. The alien version of Cic enters and takes over the sex in a dual role that is merely confusing. Once again, a condom is used for this sex scene.
Film climaxes with an orgy on a bed, with Ciciolina joining in.
So unfortunately the premise is not developed, director settling for wall-to-wall sex instead. Not among the must-see or even mildly recommended Ilona Staller titles.
Its director Mario Bianchi went on to an unsung career as the man who transitioned British porn superstar Sarah Young from Queen of the video vignettes to actual movie star in several excellent 35mm films. ALIEN is shot on video and hardly in the league of those later achievements.
Staller is Queen of Outer Space, not Zsa Zsa Gabor from yet another '50s classic, but fun anyway. Her men have no cocks, and magazines display cocks on Earthmen. So she materializes on Earth, her dark bush unfortunately clashing with her blonde hairdo.
She sees a couple humping on a couch and she masturbates. Fascinated with his cock (comically) she gives the husband a blow job and receives a sloppy facial for her efforts.
Next scene features Euro stalwart Roberto Malone, and Ciciolina has (magically) a dildo for a threesome and lesbian sex.
Another threesome involves her with a blonde and Rocco Siffredi, featuring anal sex. If director Bianchi seems to be directing by the numbers, ticking off all necessary elements for Europorn, that's about what is going on.
A French porn star humps American import Rachel Ryan acrobatically and then she, too, provides anal sex. There is no need in this format for her to speak any Italian dialog, sex will suffice. But the film becomes a bit strange when Rachel changes into a cat-woman and she and another cat-woman feed from a bowl on the floor.
The French guy who "owns" these cats starts talking to a pretty little doll, kisses it and raises its dress, causing the doll to come to life as Ciciolina -hardly science fiction but mere porn fantasy. Oddly enough he humps her wearing a condom. When it comes time for a facial, the editing mixes closeups of Ciciolina with those of the doll.
Another guest star from the U.S., uncredited Don Fernando, humps Cic next, with her dressed as a regular woman. The alien version of Cic enters and takes over the sex in a dual role that is merely confusing. Once again, a condom is used for this sex scene.
Film climaxes with an orgy on a bed, with Ciciolina joining in.
So unfortunately the premise is not developed, director settling for wall-to-wall sex instead. Not among the must-see or even mildly recommended Ilona Staller titles.