Space Chimps (2008)

Andy Samberg: Ham

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Quotes 

• [Ham, Luna, and Titan are running on treadmills] 

  Titan : [singing]  I am Titan and I am strong.

  Ham III : [singing]  No one wants to sing along.

  [Ham throws a banana peel at Titan, causing him to slip] 

• Titan : Are you in alumimum clothes?

  Ham III : Yes.

  Titan : Are you in a rocket?

  Ham III : Yes

  Titan : In outer space?

  Ham III : Yes.

  Titan : Are you David Bowie?

  Ham III : Uh... no.

• Titan : Commander's log, space... the final frontier.

  Ham III : Permission to speak commander.

  Titan : Permission granted.

  Ham III : You're a dork!

• Comet : What's your status?

  Ham III : Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.

  Luna : Aw.

  Ham III : It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?

  Houston : Yeah!

  Ham III : Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.

  Houston : You still got the probe.

  Luna : The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.

  Titan : We'll just have to Chimprovize.

  Ham III : You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.

  Titan : [laughs]  Thank you.

  Houston : Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.

  Ham III : How do we do that?

  Houston : Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.

  Comet : First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.

  Ham III : Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.

• Luna : Chimps don't leave chimps behind.

  Ham III : Yeah, but here's an idea: let's leave him.

• Ham III : [after finding out the space ship doesn't really work]  We're nothing more than guinea pigs.

  Titan : Actually the guinea pigs are on the Mar's mission.

  [cut to the guinea pigs on Mars, running in wheels] 

• Ham III : [to Titan, after getting caught]  Great plan!

• Titan : Time to chimp it up!

  Ham III : I know I said I missed your stupid puns but that was unacceptable

• Ham III : I knew I could never become a hero, so I became a clown