Double the Fist (2004–2008)

Craig Anderson: Steve Foxx

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• Steve Foxx : G'day, and welcome to the television phenomenon that is "Double the Fist". This week, we tackle something that is very close to my heart: protesters. Protesters are the weakest form of virus known to society! Is it any wonder the governments of the world won't listen to a word they're saying when they're dressed like half-naked, hairy, drum-beaters? I don't think so! That's why this week, we're going to put the "pro", back into "protester".

• Steve Foxx : [Winston is handcuffing herself to the underneath of the front wheel of Steve's car]  Okay now, Winston, apart from being an environmental activist, you're also a racist. Do you feel as though there's any contradictions there?

  Winston : Not at all, mate. I believe in conserving the environment. I think it should be preserved so it can be enjoyed by future generations of white people.

  Steve Foxx : Hmm.

  [gets in his car] 

  Winston : [shouts]  Save the forest! Stop immigration! Save the forest! Stop immigration!

  [Steve starts the engine and drives forward] 

  Winston : [off screen]  Save the... aaaaah!

  [car front bumps upwards and keeps going] 

• Steve Foxx : [Rod is competing in a twisted version of "The Price is Right" game "Cliff Hangers", only with an upended lawnmower at the end]  Rod, pick a number between 1 and 500.

  Rod Foxx : Ey?

  Steve Foxx : I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500, what is it?

  Rod Foxx : You mean I have to guess?

  Steve Foxx : Only if you can't work it out.

• [first lines] 

  Steve Foxx : [Steve chuckles] 

  [to Camera] 

  Steve Foxx : G'day, and welcome to "Double the Fist". The show where we, the Fist Team, present you, the piss-weak audience, with some of the most extreme lifestyle choices you could make.

  [quick-cut montage of Steve doing Kung-Fu moves to rock music] 

  Steve Foxx : First up, we hit the sunny seaside town of Kiama, where we show some of those spineless locals how to earn fist.

  [close-up on Steve's face] 

  Steve Foxx : [shouts]  Let's go!

• Steve Foxx : [voice-over with scenes of people and places in Kiama]  We're at the seaside town of Kiama, which is about 70 minutes drive south of Sydney. A popular site for family picnics, art 'n' craft fairs, and outdoor puppet-shows, which makes it one of the weakest towns on the eastern seaboard. Little surprise, then, that Kiama is the home of abseiling.

• Steve Foxx : [walking along the top of a cliff towards an abseiler about to start over the edge] 

  [to Camera] 

  Steve Foxx : Abseiling. Lots of ropes, lots of safety precautions, but not much fun. In fact, abseiling has taken the adventure out of jumping off a cliff. Well, we're here today to put it back in!

  [pushes abseiler over the edge] 

• Steve Foxx : [informing the fist team about their task to jump off the cliff without any safety ropes]  If you make it to the bottom and survive, you will receive the "Full Fist" earning you the respect and admiration of your peers in the extreme community.

• Steve Foxx : G'day. Now, we do a whole lot of extreme stuff on our show, a lot of stuff that you kids shouldn't try... unless you're filming. Make sure you've got a friend with a camera if you're gonna do anything that could get you killed. Send the footage to "Double the Fist", care of the address below!

• Steve Foxx : Make sure you've got a friend with a camera if you're gonna do anything that could get you killed.