Ant-Man (2015)

David Dastmalchian: Kurt

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• Scott Lang : [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]  Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

  Luis : Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

  Scott Lang : Really?

  Luis : Yeah.

  Scott Lang : Good.

  [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him] 

  Kurt : [Gasps, jumps out of chair]  This is the work of gypsies!

  Dave : That's witchcraft!

  Luis : [Keeping his cool]  That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

  Dave : That's wizardry!

  Kurt : Sorcery!

  Luis : How'd you do that, bro?

  Scott Lang : Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.

  Luis : [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]  Get if off! Get it off!

  Scott Lang : I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

• Scott Lang : [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe]  Oh man.

  Luis : What is it?

  Scott Lang : Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.

  Luis : How serious are we talkin', Scotty?

  Scott Lang : It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.

  Luis : Wow. Can you crack it?

  Scott Lang : Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?

  Luis : Yeah, man, it killed DiCaprio.

  Dave : Killed everyone.

  Kurt : Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

• Kurt : The Ant-Man is in the building.

• Luis : Okay. I was at a wine tasting with my cousin Ernesto, which was mainly reds, and you know I don't love reds man, you know? But there was a rosé that saved the day, it was delightful. And he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it with, it was actually the first pair of boobs that I ever touched.

  Scott Lang : It's the wrong details. It's wrong... It has nothing to do with the story. Go!

  Luis : So, uh, he tells me that she's working as a housekeeper now, right? And she's dating this dude Carlos who's a shot caller from across the bay and she tells him about the dude that she's cleaning for. Right? That he's, like, this big-shot CEO that is all retired now but he's loaded. And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team and they get to talking, right? And here comes the good part. Carlos says: "Yo, man. This guy's got a big-ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chillin'." Of course Ernesto comes to me cause he knows I've got mad thieving skills. Of course I ask him: "Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was? And he says: "Nah, dog. All she said is that it's, like, super legit, and whatever's in it has gotta be good!

  Scott Lang : What?

  Kurt : Old man have safe.

  Luis : And he's gone for a week.

  Scott Lang : Alright. There's an old man, he's got a safe, and he's gone for a week. Let's just work with that.

  Luis : Y'know what I'm sayin'?

• Scott Lang : Alright, just so we're clear, everyone here knows their role, right? Dave?

  Dave : Wheels on the ground.

  Scott Lang : Kurt?

  Kurt : Eyes in the sky.

  Scott Lang : Luis?

  Luis : Aw, man, you know it. You know what, I get to wear a uniform, that's what's up.

  Scott Lang : Luis.

  Luis : I'm sorry, I mean, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just excited, and plus you're girlfriend's really hot, so you know that makes me nervous too.

  [to Hope] 

  Luis : And you are very beautiful, ma'am.

  Hank Pym : Oh, my lord.

  Scott Lang : She's not my...

  Luis : Hey, you know what? I was thinking of a tactic, like when I go undercover, like a whistling, you know I'm saying? To like, blend in.

  Scott Lang : No, don't whistle. No whistling. It's not the Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

• Dave : Looks like Pym's getting arrested.

  Kurt : Scott, we have problem.

  Scott Lang : Problem? What's the problem?

  Kurt : [Dave gets out of the van]  Dave! Dave, that's not part of plan!

  Hank Pym : [talking to Paxton and Gale]  Listen to me. If I don't get into this building, people will die.

  Gale : That's awfully dramatic.

  Paxton : [their squad car peels out, siren blaring]  Are you kidding me?

  Kurt : Problem solved.

• Luis : That's Kurt. He was Folsom for five years. He's a wizard on that laptop.

  Kurt : Nice meet you.

  Scott Lang : Yeah, nice to meet you, too. Who are you?

  Dave : Dave. Nice work on the Vista job.

  Kurt : Vista job, yes. No, no. I have heard of this robbery.

  Scott Lang : Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence. I burgled them. I'm a cat buglar.

  Dave : You mean you're a pussy.

  Scott Lang : Yeah.