Ant-Man (2015)
Tip 'T.I.' Harris: Dave
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Quotes
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Scott Lang : [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis : Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott Lang : Really?
Luis : Yeah.
Scott Lang : Good.
[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt : [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave : That's witchcraft!
Luis : [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave : That's wizardry!
Kurt : Sorcery!
Luis : How'd you do that, bro?
Scott Lang : Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis : [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott Lang : I thought Daddy didn't get scared!
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Scott Lang : [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Oh man.
Luis : What is it?
Scott Lang : Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
Luis : How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
Scott Lang : It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis : Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott Lang : Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis : Yeah, man, it killed DiCaprio.
Dave : Killed everyone.
Kurt : Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
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Dave : Baskin-Robbins don't play!
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Scott Lang : Alright, just so we're clear, everyone here knows their role, right? Dave?
Dave : Wheels on the ground.
Scott Lang : Kurt?
Kurt : Eyes in the sky.
Scott Lang : Luis?
Luis : Aw, man, you know it. You know what, I get to wear a uniform, that's what's up.
Scott Lang : Luis.
Luis : I'm sorry, I mean, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just excited, and plus you're girlfriend's really hot, so you know that makes me nervous too.
[to Hope]
Luis : And you are very beautiful, ma'am.
Hank Pym : Oh, my lord.
Scott Lang : She's not my...
Luis : Hey, you know what? I was thinking of a tactic, like when I go undercover, like a whistling, you know I'm saying? To like, blend in.
Scott Lang : No, don't whistle. No whistling. It's not the Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.
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Dave : Looks like Pym's getting arrested.
Kurt : Scott, we have problem.
Scott Lang : Problem? What's the problem?
Kurt : [Dave gets out of the van] Dave! Dave, that's not part of plan!
Hank Pym : [talking to Paxton and Gale] Listen to me. If I don't get into this building, people will die.
Gale : That's awfully dramatic.
Paxton : [their squad car peels out, siren blaring] Are you kidding me?
Kurt : Problem solved.
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Luis : That's Kurt. He was Folsom for five years. He's a wizard on that laptop.
Kurt : Nice meet you.
Scott Lang : Yeah, nice to meet you, too. Who are you?
Dave : Dave. Nice work on the Vista job.
Kurt : Vista job, yes. No, no. I have heard of this robbery.
Scott Lang : Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence. I burgled them. I'm a cat buglar.
Dave : You mean you're a pussy.
Scott Lang : Yeah.
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Hope Van Dyne : Are you sure they can handle this?
Luis : Oh we can handle it, we're professionals.
Hank Pym : You'll forgive us if we're not instilled with confidence.
Dave : Wait, everybody. Just kick back and relax a little bit, man. We know our business. We broke into this spooky-ass house, didn't we?
Hank Pym : I let you.
Dave : Well, one could say that I let you let me.
