Retarded Animal Babies (2003–2011)
David C. Lovelace: Animal Babies, Bunny, Cat, Donkey, Hamster, Puppy, Satan, Cat's Stepfather, Sean Connery, Matt Groening, Pico, Aliens, David Hasselhoff, Adult Cat, Alien Cat, Bartender, Bruce Willis, Böoze Böozeborne, Desi Arnaz Jr., Donkey Grandchild #2 and #3, Ferret, Guard #2 and #3, Hamster's Gumpa, Karen Böozeborne, Keytar Nerd, Paparazzi #2, Radio DJ, Self, Stag Movie Narrator, Ultra-Being, Yvonne
Quotes
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Donkey : Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!
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Puppy : Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?
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Hamster : A is for ass!
Puppy : B is for balls!
Bunny : C is for clam-hat.
Cat : D is for lysdexsia.
Donkey : E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.
Hamster : G is for green!
Puppy : 3 is for tricycles!
Cat : 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.
Hamster : Splunge is for Splunge.
Donkey : Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!
Puppy : This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!
Cat : XXX is for porno! And beer!
Animal Babies : Y? Because we kill things!
Puppy : Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.
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Donkey : If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.
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Donkey : Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!
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Cat : [encountering himself in an alternate timeline] Argh! A monster!
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Donkey : Well shit in my mouth and call me your sister!
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Cat : Yeah man, we're high man, we call each other man, man.