Night at the Museum (2006)
Owen Wilson: Jedediah
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Quotes
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Jedediah : No problemo, Gigantor.
Larry : Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?
Jedediah : What's that supposed to mean?
Larry : Hey teeny, how does that sound?
Jedediah : I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Larry : Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.
Octavius : I don't. I just call you Larry.
Larry : Don't be a kiss-ass.
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Jedediah : Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry : Hey, blondie!
Jedediah : Name's Jedadiah.
Larry : Alright, Jedadiah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah : Big no can do, crackerjack.
Larry : What's going on here, huh?
Jedediah : Somebody's got to pay.
Larry : Pay for what?
Jedediah : I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and just take it like a man!
Larry : Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah : Alright, stop the train.
Larry : Thank you.
Jedediah : [shouts] Now full speed ahead and ram 'im! Split his head like a watermelon!
Larry : [Train hits Larry in the face] Ooh! Ow...
Jedediah : Oh, for crying out loud!
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Jedediah : [discussing why he needs to blow up his display] It's Manifest Destiny!
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Jedediah : Wait, no sir, I ain't working with Toga Boy!
Octavius : Romans work alone.
[Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]
Octavius : Ow!
Jedediah : That didn't hurt, don't be a baby.
Octavius : [while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!
Jedediah : No it didn't! Come on!
Octavius : [then hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]
Jedediah : Ow! That was much harder!
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Jedediah : Whoa, Octavius, hold on! This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land.
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Jedediah : Just living the Dream, Baby!
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[last lines]
Jedediah : Let's ride.