Smokin' Aces (2006)
Joel Edgerton: Hugo Croop
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Quotes
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Will you tell me what that is?
Hugo Croop : About what?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?
Hugo Croop : I dunno... Cinnamon roll?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. So ya got the semon, ok you got the human ejaculate
[checks watch]
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric fuckin fibers...
Hugo Croop : If you like I send out?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : ...To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a fuckin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.
Hugo Croop : Do you want an apology?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Only if you really truly mean it.
Hugo Croop : Im very sorry,
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Are you a Collasal fuckin idiot?
Hugo Croop : I am idiot.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : [Card trick putting a card on Hugo's forehead]
Buddy 'Aces' Israel : Get out of my fucking sight.