Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005 Video)

Atte Joutsen: Capt. Joni K. Sherrypie

Quotes 

• [subtitled version] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : Where's Kefir now?

  Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy : In the morning, I sent a patrol out. This is all they found.

  [holds up a crystal shard] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : Aliens have crystallized Kefir!

  Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy : Jonny, this is a data crystal. From Kefir's flight recorder.

• [subtitled version] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : Where did that ship come from?

  Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy : Dunno. But it sure is butt-ugly.

• [subtitled version] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : [aside]  They look just like people!

• [subtitled version] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : [holographic announcement to Baabel-13 station]  To all P-Fleet personnel who surrender without resistance, I promise a fair court-martial and a swift execution.

  [receives a sheet of paper from off-camera] 

  Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie : There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station in a handicap space. Will the owner move it A.S.A.P.