Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007 Video)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate, Dwight Conrad, Philip Joshua Fry

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Quotes 

• [Nibbler finishes removing the timecode from Fry's butt with a laser] 

  Nibbler : Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum.

  [everyone cheers] 

  Bubblegum Tate : That's all you need.

• Hermes Conrad : Kiss my front-butt!

• Hermes Conrad : And that's why they call me 11-inch Conrad.

• [everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth] 

  Bender : Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!

  Leela : What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.

  Zoidberg : Jedis?

  [a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance] 

  Zoidberg : Oh... YETIS!

  Professor Farnsworth : Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?

  Amy Wong : I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!

  [a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them] 

  Leela : Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!

  [the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear] 

  Hermes Conrad : Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!

• [Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards] 

  Hermes Conrad : You incompetent crab!

  Zoidberg : I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.

• Bubblegum Tate : Man, that cube-root was a real buzzlebeater Clyde!

• Professor Farnsworth : If Hermes were here, he'd fire you all!

  Hermes Conrad : I am here.

  Professor Farnsworth : Quiet, you!

• Hermes Conrad : Without my body, I'm a nobody!