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[OSS 117 has tied the princess to her bed]
La princesse Al Tarouk : Before you go, you filthy spy, make love to me.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : I don't think so.
La princesse Al Tarouk : Why not.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : Don't feel like it. It was the cow joke.
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[after agreeing to make love to the princess, OSS 117 begins to untie her from the bed]
La princesse Al Tarouk : No. Tied up.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : Gagged, too?
La princesse Al Tarouk : Yes.
[after OSS 117 binds a scarf over her mouth, the princess starts to make enthusiastic noises]
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : Eh?
[OSS 117 pulls the scarf from her mouth]
La princesse Al Tarouk : Come here, snake!
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : Make it fast. I only have a few hours.
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La princesse Al Tarouk : Traitor! I saw straight through you.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : You don't say.
La princesse Al Tarouk : You're French Secret Service - Agent OSS 117. Numbered like a cow lead to slaughter.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : At your service.
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Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : And I know who you are. You're not a Lebanese reporter based in Rome, but the niece of Egypt's King Farouk.
La princesse Al Tarouk : I'm his niece, but he's no longer king. He was exiled three years ago by the vile Nasser, may the maggot rot in hell!
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117 : You're pretty vulgar for a pharoah's niece.
La princesse Al Tarouk : My uncle is king. The pharoahs ruled 4000 years ago.