The History Boys (2006)
James Corden: Timms
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Quotes
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[in an art-appreciation lesson, discussing the nudes of Michaelangelo]
Timms : These aren't women. They're just men with tits. And the tits look as if they've been put on with an ice-cream scoop!
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Timms : You've got crap handwriting, sir!
Tom Irwin : It's your eyesight that's bad, and we know what that's caused by.
Timms : Sir! Is that a coded reference to the mythical dangers of self-abuse?
Tom Irwin : Possibly. It might even be a joke.
Dakin : A joke, sir. Oh. Are jokes going to be a feature, sir? We need to know as it affects our mindset.
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[Timms is trying to duck out of Athletics]
Wilkes : What's the matter with you, lad?
Timms : I've got a note.
Wilkes : How much for?
[laughs]
Wilkes : I don't *do* notes! Get changed!
Timms : Sir...
Wilkes : God doesn't do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, "Can I be excused the Crucifixion?" No!
Scripps : Actually, sir, I think he *did*...