You, Me and Dupree (2006)

Seth Rogen: Neil

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Quotes 

• Neil : How the hell did Dupree wind up on the worng island?

  Carl Peterson : Dupree was born on the wrong island.

• Neil : [watch beeps]  Shit balls!

  Carl Peterson : What's that?

  Neil : It's my alarm. My hour's up. That's it for me.

  Carl Peterson : What, are you kidding me? Where are you going?

  Neil : I've got to go meet my wife and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants. I don't... How late do you get to stay out? I used to have midnight. Do you get midnight? 'Cause I was late once...

  Carl Peterson : I'm a grown man, Neil. I don't have a curfew.

  Neil : Not yet you don't.

• Neil : [breathes in Carl's face]  Do I smell like beer?

  Carl Peterson : Yeah.

  Neil : Good. Because you know what I don't smell like, then? Cigarettes and weed.

• Carl Peterson : Why don't you watch it in your house?

  Neil : Because I can't have friends over on weeknights and you know that.

• Neil : [on the phone with Carl]  Did you actually throw away your porn collection?

  Carl Peterson : Look, Neil, I'm having a dinner party.

  Neil : I'm coming to get it.

  [yells to his wife] 

  Neil : Going to Starbucks! Be back!

• Neil : Don't tell me you want the porn back because you can't have it! Why is it all Asian?

• Neil : You cannot come in here. She said so, man. She makes the rules.

  Carl Peterson : You know what? I don't need this, Neil. I don't need this.

  Neil : I don't need this! I'm sorry!

  Annie : Neil, get back in here!

  Neil : She controls what I do!