You, Me and Dupree (2006)

Kate Hudson: Molly

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Quotes 

• Molly Peterson : So you really were serious about Audrey Hepburn, huh?

  Dupree : She had it all. Style, grace, ethereal beauty. Just like I thought Mandy did.

  Molly Peterson : I don't know. I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to Funky Cold Medina.

  Dupree : Really? I don't.

• Molly Peterson : Did you know Dupree writes poetry?

  Carl Peterson : What a homo.

• Carl Peterson : The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.

  Molly Peterson : For a mooosehead?

• Carl Peterson : [Carl is rubbing Molly's feet]  You have the most beautiful toes, have I ever told you that? And I'm not even a foot guy.

  Molly Peterson : Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?

• Randy Dupree : Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree waling away on himself.

  Molly Peterson : You weren't waling away...

  Randy Dupree : God! An animal wouldn't debase himself thus!

• Molly Peterson : When did we get HBO?

  Dupree : Yeah, you saw that. I upgraded us, and I'm going to go halfsies on it 'cause I love it also.

• Molly Peterson : Look at that. It's my grandmother's silver cheese platter and you used it to serve nachos.

  Carl Peterson : Well nachos have cheese in them.

• Carl Peterson : Everybody knows that your father, when he likes somebody, he invites them out on a little fishing trip. Fact: I've never been invited fishing. Not once.

  Molly Peterson : You hate fishing.

  Carl Peterson : He doesn't know that.

• Molly Peterson : Now you've upset Randolph.

  Carl Peterson : Randolph? Randolph? You've got to be kidding me. I know a Randy Dupree. I do NOT know a Randolph!

  Molly Peterson : Did it ever occur to you that maybe he prefers to be called Randolph?

  Carl Peterson : No, Molly, it never occured to me. The guy writes some bullshit poetry, and suddenly, he's got a brand new name.

• Molly Peterson : You haven't really been taking care of yourself. I can't remember the last time you exercised. And how many Twinkies have you had today?

  Carl Peterson : What are you talking about?

  Molly Peterson : Oh Carl, please. There's like a million Twinkie wrappers on the floor of your car. You're not fooling anybody.

  Carl Peterson : All right. All right. So I admit it, I enjoy one occasionally. Is there something so wrong with that? Look, Molly, I am under a great deal of stress! What do you want from me?

  [spots a magazine with Nick Lachey on the cover] 

  Carl Peterson : Wait a minute. Is this the kind of thing that turns you on?

  Molly Peterson : Oh, Carl!

  Carl Peterson : Is this what turns you on? Come on, Molly!

  Molly Peterson : I was reading an article on Oprah!

  Carl Peterson : Yeah, well I'm sorry I can't be one of your boy-band flavor-of-the-weeks, with their enhanced frosted tips and washboard bellies and their hairless backs!

  Molly Peterson : What's happening to us, Carl?

  Carl Peterson : I don't know what's happening to you, Molly, but apparently I'm getting fat!

• Carl Peterson : You gonna hit me with that thing? Come on I dare you!

  [Thompson knocks him out with a candlestick] 

  Molly Peterson : Dad!

  Mr. Thompson : He dared me.

• Molly Peterson : Dad, I'm going to ask you something and remember, you've never lied to me before. Do you ever really want my marriage to work?

  Mr. Thompson : That's a really complicated question, Molly.

  Molly Peterson : No. Actually, it's not.