School for Scoundrels (2006)

Jon Heder: Roger

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• Roger : What now, bitch?

• Roger : Who's the lion now, bitch!

• Lesher : Manila. Dr. P specifically said manila. This is off-white.

  Roger : Sorry.

  Lesher : Sorry doesn't make it manila.

• Dr. P : Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him.

  Roger : Well, you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore!

  Dr. P : You're not the shepherd, DUMB ASS, I'm the shepherd! Its called an analogy, moron!

  Roger : Look, you dont understand. Everything was going so well between us.

  Dr. P : Well, clearly I'm sure you're just days away from adopting a Chinese kid together.