School for Scoundrels (2006)
Billy Bob Thornton: Dr. P
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Quotes
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Dr. P : How many of you have self-help books? Okay, that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your *self* sucks!
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[repeated line]
Dr. P : Lie, lie, and lie some more.
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Dr. P : This is not a goddamn Tony Robbins seminar. If you're looking for "Chicken Soup for the Soul," get the hell outta here!
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Dr. P : There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.
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Dr. P : [to the class] If that's why you're here, then just get the fuck outta here.
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Dr. P : Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him.
Roger : Well, you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore!
Dr. P : You're not the shepherd, DUMB ASS, I'm the shepherd! Its called an analogy, moron!
Roger : Look, you dont understand. Everything was going so well between us.
Dr. P : Well, clearly I'm sure you're just days away from adopting a Chinese kid together.
