Nacho Libre (2006)

Darius Rose: Chancho

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Quotes 

• Nacho : Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.

  Chancho : So you've never wrestled?

  Nacho : Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

• Nacho : Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.

  Chancho : Are you leaving us?

  Nacho : No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

• Chancho : Nacho! Where are you going?

  Nacho : There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.

  Chancho : Well, you might need this

  [Gives Nacho the sword] 

  Chancho : My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.

  Nacho : I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life.

  [Departs] 

• Nacho : And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?

  Juan Pablo : Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.

  Chancho : No he's not.

  Juan Pablo : Can I have his autograph? Please?

  Nacho : Okay, I'll see what I can do.

  Nacho : Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?

  Nacho : Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.

• Chancho : I think your food is good.