Jane Horrocks: Meenie
Quotes
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Preston : It's the real Prince. The genuine article.
Prince : Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. So tell me Winston, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?
Winston : He intends to level our homes and kill us all.
Prince : O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door.
Garfield : [turns to leave] Oh boy.
Nigel : Well, that was inspirational.
Bolero : Brilliant.
McBunny : I am so fired up.
Garfield : [walking back] You know, I believe we can do better.
Preston : I thought you were leaving.
Garfield : Hey. Button the beak, Froot Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies?
Meenie : Well, generally, we run from them.
Garfield : [confident] No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beastsssss can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis.
Preston : Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?
Garfield : Tell you what. For the duration of this battle I would prefer to be called "G-Cat". And *we*...
[indicating Prince]
Garfield : ... have *two* plans.
Prince : [realizing] Oh teamwork.
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McBunny : Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.
Christophe : I've got a bad feeling about this.
Eenie : I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for!
Meenie : We're done!
McBunny : Quiet!
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Nigel : You chaps know me, I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much.
Preston : That is an embarrassment to our whole way of life.
Nigel : He's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough, my TV remote won't work..."
Winston : Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck but we just gotta keep him safe till Monday.
[ducks trumpet]
Garfield : Yeah, my loyal and fragrant subjects. Please, thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I hate 'em. Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays.
Garfield : Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. Happy Tuesday, everybody.
Christophe : Yeah, I think he's lost it.
Winston : Like I said, we just gotta keep him safe till Tuesday.
