- Scotch Law: You ain't from around here, are ya?
- Scotch Law: Welcome to Alabama.
- Rome Grayson: Should we call in for backup?
- Rusty Banks: I'm already here!
- Rusty Banks: Ain't no lawman ever stepped foot in Rectal.
- Juan Carlanova: You have something that belongs to me and I've come to get it back.
- Scotch Law: What? your raft?