Beer League (2006)

Laurie Metcalf: Artie's Mom

Quotes 

• Linda Salvo : [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date]  Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick!

  Artie DeVanzo : Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired.

  Linda Salvo : Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?

  Artie DeVanzo : I'll be Hugh fucking Downs.

  Linda Salvo : Who the fuck is that?

  Artie DeVanzo : He was the host of Concentration just blow me.

  Artie's Mom : [interrupting them, unexpectedly]  I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?

  Artie DeVanzo : No mom, go back inside!

  Artie's Mom : It's in the fridge, you change your mind.

  Artie DeVanzo : *Back inside*!

  Linda Salvo : I'm so embarrassed right now.

  Artie DeVanzo : You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!