- Nathan: I don't want people from high school knowing about me.
- Maggie: Why? Who cares?
- Nathan: Because it makes them feel superior. On top of that, they get this self-satisfying look on their face like they knew all along. It pisses me off.
- Maggie: I can flirt with who I want.
- Nathan: You're my date.
- Maggie: I am not your date.
- Nathan: Well I consider you my date. If you don't want to play by the rules you can just fuck off. You're a prop and your replaceable.
- [angry and offended, Maggie delibrately spills wine onto Nathan's lap]
- Maggie: I hope your pants are replaceable.
- Carla: Exactly how long has this affair with you and Nathan been going on?
- Maggie: Six months now.
- Carla: You know, some people might consider that a little slutty.
- Maggie: You know, I probably think the same thing. But...
- Carla: But what?
- Maggie: Well it's actually just really innocent, and child-like, and kinetic all at the same time.
- Carla: How does he explain the whole gay thing?
- Maggie: Nathan's one of those 70-30 gays. 70% gay, 30% straight.
- Carla: Bisexualty is just one stop on the road to 'Gayville'.