RV (2006)

JoJo: Cassie Munro

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Quotes 

• Cassie Munro : Maybe we can feed Carl to the raccoon.

  Carl Munro : Maybe we can feed him you, he might be on the south bitch diet.

  Bob Munro : That's a good one son.

• Cassie Munro : Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave.

  Carl Munro : Why don't we feed him you, maybe he's on a south bitch diet.

• Bob Munro : Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?

  Cassie Munro : The Big Turd.

  Carl Munro : The Big Rolling Turd?

  Bob Munro : In that spirit, we set forth.

• Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.

  Cassie Munro : What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.

• Earl Gornicke : So, do you have a boyfriend?

  Cassie Munro : Yeah, actually, I'm engaged.

  Earl Gornicke : Unlikely.

• Cassie, age 5 : Daddy?

  Bob Munro : Yeah, baby?

  Cassie, age 5 : I'm never gonna get married.

  Bob Munro : Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.

  Cassie, age 5 : Because I always want to live here with you.

  Bob Munro : Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.

  [kisses forehead] 

  Cassie Munro : [Scene switch]  Dad, could you be any more of a dork?

  Bob Munro : Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?

  Cassie Munro : I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.

  Bob Munro : Because it's a stupid way.

  Jamie Munro : You're lost, aren't you?

  Bob Munro : Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house is. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.

• [repeated line] 

  Cassie Munro : Dad, the RV's rolling away.

• Cassie Munro : Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.

  Jamie Munro : What?

  Cassie Munro : Oh, my God, it's your husband.

• Cassie Munro : Dad.

  Bob Munro : Yeah?

  Cassie Munro : I get it.

  Bob Munro : What?

  Cassie Munro : Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.

• Cassie Munro : My god, I am so bored. I could actually throw up from how bored I am.

• Cassie Munro : This is the worst I've ever been treated.

  Jamie Munro : Wait till you get married.

• Bob Munro : Hey, check this out. It's called the "pop-out."

  Bob Munro : [starts to open the pop-out]  Whoa, where are you?

  [chuckles] 

  Bob Munro : How cool was that?

  Cassie Munro : [sarcastically]  Macarena cool.

• Carl Munro : Dad! The toilet's backed up!

  [they look down into the toilet] 

  Bob Munro : Carl, what did you eat?

  Carl Munro : Dad, it's not mine.

  [they recoil; outside the RV, slimy, brown sewage drips out through a pipe] 

  Bob Munro : Here's the problem. The sewage tank's overflowing.

  Cassie Munro : And it's not even our sewage! It's leftover!

• Cassie Munro : What happened to Hawaii?

  Bob Munro : Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid.

  Cassie Munro : Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.

• Carl Munro : Now what do we do?

  Cassie Munro : Hey, I know! Let's go to the beach and go surfing. Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. We're where NASA faked the moon landing.

• Carl Munro : I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper.

  Cassie Munro : You are so disgusting.

  Carl Munro : Dad! The toilet's backed up!

• Travis Gornicke : How about breakfast tomorrow?

  Cassie Munro : Bagels and deer testicles?