Paradise Now (2005)
Lutuf Nouasser: Car Owner
Quotes
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Car Owner : [to Saïd] It's crooked! Just like your father!
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Car Owner : It's still crooked.
Said : What?
Car Owner : It's still crooked.
Said : What, the bumper?
Car Owner : What else?
Said : It's brand new.
Car Owner : Maybe, but it's still crooked.
Said : I'll take another look at it, sir.
Car Owner : What for? It's crooked!
Said : I don't think so.
Car Owner : Are you saying I'm blind?
Said : No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.
Car Owner : My eyes are fine, and thank God for that.
Said : And it's not crooked.
Car Owner : Yes, it is! It's fucking crooked!
Khaled : No, it's not.
Car Owner : Get Abu Salim and have him look at it.
Khaled : It's not crooked. You're probably cross-eyed.
Car Owner : What did you say?
Khaled : It's straight at a ruler.
Car Owner : Go get Abu Salim. He'll tell you.
Said : I'll check it with a level.
[he takes a level and gives it to Khaled, who checks it]
Car Owner : So who's cross-eyed now?
Said : You are, sir. See? The ground's uneven, but the bumper's straight.
Car Owner : Are you trying to screw me over? I can see it myself.