Hoodwinked! (2005)
Benjy Gaither: Japeth the Goat
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Quotes
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[Red crests a hill and finds herself at the edge of a meadow, and starts to hear music]
Red Puckett : Hello?
[sees that the music is coming from Japeth, singing on the porch of his shack; Red approaches him]
Red Puckett : Hello.
[Japeth continues yodeling and strumming on his banjo]
Red Puckett : I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house?
Japeth the Goat : [singing] Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeet...
Red Puckett : Could you stop singing for one moment?
Japeth the Goat : [singing] No I can't, wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
Red Puckett : Everything?
Japeth the Goat : [speaking] That's right.
Red Puckett : You just talked! Just now!
Japeth the Goat : Oh, did I?
[singing]
Japeth the Goat : Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...
[Red turns and gives us a pissed off look]
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Japeth the Goat : [In cart, after 'be prepared' song. Notes Avalanche] An Avalance is coming, and I am not prepared. In fact, if I have to say it, I must say that I'm scared. If I were talking, you'd hear just how I screamed. But, since I'm only singing, I'll yodel 'till we're creamed!
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[Red uses the phone in Japeth's shack]
Red Puckett : Granny?
Granny : Huh, who's that?
Red Puckett : It's Red. I'm on my way over to see...
Granny : Oh, my dear, I-I'm not prepared. I've got to... put down fresh doilies! Ugh!
[slips on something]
Red Puckett : Granny! Granny! What's wrong?
Granny : Gotta go, munchkin. Bonsai!
[the call is disconnected]
Red Puckett : Oh, no!
[hangs up the phone and turns around to Japeth]
Red Puckett : Mr. Goat, my Granny's in trouble! I've got to find a way around the mountain, fast!
Japeth the Goat : [singing] Well you came to the right goat!
[pops out his rocking horns]
Red Puckett : Oh, good. More singing.
[Japeth begins singing "Be Prepared"]