Just Friends (I) (2005)
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette: Mike Brander
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Quotes
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Samantha James : Do you really have my poster on your wall?
Mike : Yeah.
Samantha James : Do you ever...
Mike : All the time!
Samantha James : How many times a day?
Mike : Eight.
Samantha James : *Eight?* Ooh that's hot!
Mike : You're hot.
Samantha James : I know! I know.
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Mike : Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom : What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
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Mike : Dude I think she left you hanging.
Chris : It's probably just an important businees call. Get off the phone.
Mike : What, the bar ran out of curly fries?
Chris : Get off the phone!
[losing his temper]
Mike : Dude are you gonna boink Jamie or what?
Chris : Yes! Are you happy now?
Mike : Alright.
Mike : Dude the Notebook is so gay.
Chris : GET OFF THE PHONE!
Mike : Homo, homo...
[Mike makes noises down the phone with his tongue]
Mike : [Chris kicks down the bathroom door]
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Mike : Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
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Mike : [Speaking to Chris about Samantha] It's OK. She's got her toothpaste.
Samantha James : [eating the toothpaste] Blueberry.
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Mike : [Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else] The jig is up! Run!
Samantha James : You son of a bitch!
Chris : Samantha! You're here! Shit!
Samantha James : There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!
Old Woman : Me?
Samantha James : Not you, wrinkles.
[Points at Jamie]
Samantha James : Her!
Jamie Palamino : Who are you?
Samantha James : I'm Samantha James, bitch!
[Shoves Jamie]
Jamie Palamino : Don't shove me!
[Shoves Samantha back]
Samantha James : You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
Jamie Palamino : Get off!
Mike : [In an excited, high pitched voice] Cat fight!
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Mike : You'll always be fat to me!
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Samantha James : [Samantha shoves Mike against the bathroom wall] Where's Chris!
Mike : I'll never tell you anything!
Samantha James : Oh yeah?
[Passionately tongue kisses Mike]
Mike : Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh! Oh!
Samantha James : Ahhhhhh...
[Backs away]
Mike : He's with his lover!
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Mike : Samantha James, it is an honor. I have your poster on my wall, but you are so much hotter in person.
Samantha James : [coyly] I know!