The Thief Lord (2006)

Jim Carter: Victor

Quotes 

• Victor : I've tracked down many things in my time - suitcases, dogs, the occasional husband - but you're the first clients who've ever mislaid their children.

• Ida : What sort of case?

  Victor : I can tell you it involves kids.

  Ida : Well, I'm sure they're innocent

  Victor : No, no, no. This case isn't about guilt or innocence.

  Ida : Look, if children are in trouble, it's usually because they've been misled or used by adults. You should lock up the parents.

• Victor : So, what's your name, kind fellow, noble knight?

  Bo : Bo. What's yours?

  Victor : Vict...

  Bo : Victor?

  Victor : I'm- I'm a victim of circumstance.

• Bo : There's my Aunt Esther, but she's not nice and she never smiles.

  Victor : You're telling me.

• Scipio : Perhaps you're a tourist.

  [slowly] 

  Scipio : Where - are - you - visiting - from?

  Victor : I'm an Eskimo, can't you tell?

  Scipio : Really? That is fascinating.

• Victor : I'm totally - utterly - convinced the boys are no longer in Venice.

  Esther Hartlieb : But... where have they gone?

  Victor : [randomly]  Corfu.

• Victor : I think we better go inside before we become a tourist attraction.

• Victor : [Scipio is now grown up]  And you - I've heard of growths spurts, but this is ridiculous. I mean, what are you - your own older brother? Or the winner of a Thief Lord look-a-like competition or what?

  Scipio : How about your new assistant?

• Victor : Can someone please explain what's going on here before I start drinking port for breakfast as well?