Stick It (2006)
Kellan Lutz: Frank
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Quotes
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Haley Graham : Can you believe this? Did you see it?
Poot : Yeah, I saw it. Are you... totally covered in soda, or what?
Haley Graham : Oh, yeah, great. Thank you.
Frank : I'm so pissed at that kid. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
Poot : I mean, what? They think they can just hate on you like that?
Frank : I know! Dude, who do they think they are?
Poot : They're fakers, that's who. I can't stand fake Haley-haters!
Frank : It's a bloody outrage, I tell ya!
Poot : [Yelling] We hate Haley more, people, so *get in line*!
Haley Graham : Would you shut up?
Haley Graham : Can't I be upset?
Haley Graham : Can I go compete now?
[Walks away]
Frank : Can I eat? I'm so hungry.
Poot : [Rubs his head] Let's get some nachos.
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Joanne : When is your prom? I need time, dates, transportation. And you better be getting me a corsage.
Frank : Are you kidding me? She's a bitch.
Poot : Dude.
Joanne : What?
Frank : You heard me, Miss Bossy Booty. I don't like how you act.
Poot : Dude, I totally hate you right now!
[to Joanne]
Poot : See, what Frank is really trying to say is, um, it would be my honor.
Joanne : You think I'm a bitch?
Poot : [a beat] No. Yeah, kinda, I do. But, I don't have the problem with it that Frank does. I mean, he's gay!
Joanne : Call me.
Poot : Stalk you.
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Poot : [to the girls] I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life mate, Frank. And we are here to be your hosts for this evening, because we are going out! *Ow*!
[Girls cheer]
Joanne : No, we aren't. We have work-outs to finish.
Mina Hoyt : Who died and made you Nadia?
Wei Wei Yong : Come on, Joanne, you know we wanna go.
Joanne : We can't just leave. Championships are three weeks away. Our routines need to be perfect.
Frank : Put some clothes on and get in the truck. We're going out!
[Poot howls]
Mina Hoyt : Come on!
Wei Wei Yong : Yeah!
[They run inside]
Frank : Come on. Can you speak?
[a beat]
Frank : Can you do anything besides gymnastics?
Joanne : [Joanne looks around at the other girls] Okay. Anything to get out of this 'tard. That's 'leotard' without the 'leo', in case you were wondering.
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Frank : Hey guys? I have a gut feeling something bad's gonna happen.
Haley Graham : What?
Poot : What do you mean, dude?
[Frank farts]
Poot : Oh, dude! keep it over there!
[He and Haley stick their heads out the window]
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Poot : Why do girls wear so much glitter and clippage in their hair? I mean, that is some uptight friggin' hair, right?
Frank : And how do those leotards not ride up their butts?
Poot : Oh, yeah.
Haley Graham : Tuff-Skin.
Frank : Aw. They have ass calluses?
Haley Graham : No. It's just this sticky stuff you spray on your butt so the leotard doesn't ride up.
Poot : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I get that job? I wanna be Tuff-Skin.
Frank : Hey. What would happen if you put some of that Tuff-Skin stuff, on tough skin?
Poot : Your head would stick to your butt.
Frank : Why would my head stick to my butt?
Poot : Cause your head's already up there! Ahh!
Haley Graham : Don't worry, Frank. My head's up my butt, too. Far.
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Burt Vickerman : Okay, boys, time to go.
Frank : We're cool, man. Thanks.
Haley Graham : Come on. I mean, even prisons have visiting hours.
Burt Vickerman : Yeah, and they're scaring the, the mini-vans out of the moms next door.
Frank : Please, those mommies were totally hitting on us.
Poot : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hitting on *us*? Mommies and *me*, dude. Mommies and *me*.
Burt Vickerman : It's the devil's candy, boys. Trust me. Say good-bye.
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Frank : What's up your butt?
Burt Vickerman : What'd you say about my butt?
Poot : Whatever it is, it's sideways!
